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The Church of the Green Trousers, U3A Cairns
The Church of the Green Trousers is dedicated to the worship of the great and almighty management committee of U3A Cairns Inc. They have so much power to deny a miserable, pathetic, old man a little social life.
Richard is desperately lonely and he wants to get into U3A Cairns.
Richard is desperately lonely and he wants to get into U3A Cairns.
A gathering of magnanimous and altruistic senior citizens
U3A is University of the Third Age. It services the older community providing education for old people. They also have lots of social activities. It's run entirely by volunteers in informal surroundings. There are no prerequisites and costs are kept low. The courses are for senior citizens who enjoy learning and keeping their minds active.

The Church of the Green Trousers
U3A Cairns is in Cairns, Queensland, Australia. I joined in November 2000. I was a member for 3.5 years. In March 2004 I was convicted in court of a minor criminal offence. It was reported in the local newspaper. The management committee evicted me.
Hello, my name is Richard and I want to tell you a sad and sorry tale. The committee does not want me because they have a phobia about the shape of my head.
MY EYES ARE TOO CLOSE TOGETHER!
They steadfastly refuse to let me join. I've lodged many membership applications. They return them to me.
Applications Rejected
A U3A marriage in
the Church of the
Green Trousers.

GOD bless the blissfully happy, elderly couple.
What's all the fuss about? We all walk along different paths in life and everybody get annoyed and angry at some time.
U3A was a major part of my social life. I enjoyed it. I miss it. I want to get back in. It's only about membership in a social club. Anybody who does not fit in will soon stop coming.
Despite the maturity of senior years, the behaviour of this age group is outrageous.
The maturity of the U3A age group.



The U3A Cairns Inc committee has not observed Natural Justice. They've behaved like a bunch of pig-headed bully boys.

This an elder abuse.
I wish the committee would be more compassionate. Constitutions are man made so can be changed and contravened.
Please let Richard into U3A - he's desperately lonely.
Please let Richard into U3A - he's desperately lonely.
The modern way to protest, I have 3 websites, a blogspot and videos on YouTube. The links are below.
The big issue with a modern way of protesting.
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Richard Kubicki. If there
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reincarnation then I'll come
back as something extinct.
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U3A Cairns declines my membership Applications
U3A Cairns Adult Stories & Photos
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Senior Dating Australia
be2 makes it happen
Exit International
The Peaceful Pill
A Peaceful Death with Dignity
St Monica's Cathedral, Abbot St, Cairns Queensland Australia
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     Napoleon's Buttons
Tin buttons are one reason why Napoleon's 1812 Russian campaign failed.
Tin was used to make the buttons that held everything together, from greatcoats to the flies on men's trousers.
Tin crumbles into powder when the temperature falls below 56°F, 13°C.
The soldiers of Napoleon's Grand Army froze when the tin buttons disintegrated and their uniforms fell apart.
Caught with your pants down: - To be surprised in a situation you were not prepared for, especially of an embarrassing nature.
The phrase came about when the tyrannic Roman Emperor Caracalla was killed by guards when he was relieving himself.
Examples: The boss was caught with his pants down on this one. My job was to get as much information as possible so my boss would not be caught with her pants down.

Malcolm Fraser (May 1930 - ?) was Prime Minister of Australia from December 1975 to March 1983.
In October 1986 he made headlines when he was caught wandering around a Memphis hotel lobby in a dazed state and not wearing trousers.
He met a lady at the bar the night before.
She drugged and robbed him.
It’s not known if they had sex before he passed out.
Che Guevara

14 June 1928,
Rosario, Argentina.

9 October 1967,
La Higuera, Bolivia.

Alive as they never
wanted you to be.
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